Chocolate chip muffins taste like heaven.
Heaven tastes like chocolate.
These girls are adorable and talented.
The five second rule is scientific fact.
Scientific fact isn’t always a true fact.
James Dean. Rawr.
Bruce Lee is pure godly awesomeness.
Uwe Boll must be stopped.
The average American does not know how to savor alcoholic beverages.
I’m not an average American.
I hope my Eulogy is like this (not that I’ll need one anytime soon..)
Skorpion skates are bad ass skates.
Always look on the bright side of life.